Arrr, matey! On New Year’s Eve, most o’ Puerto Rico be as dark as Davy Jones’ locker!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! On Tuesday morn, but a scant handful o' the isle's 1.4 million landlubbers had power, savvy? The scallywags runnin’ the juice be sayin’ it’ll take a full day or two to get the lights a-flashin’ again! Shiver me timbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round ye scallywags, for I bring tidings from yon cursed isle, where the light o’ electricity be as scarce as a parrot with two legs! On a fine Tuesday morn, a mere handful o’ the island’s 1.4 million souls be basking in the glow of their flickering lamps, while the rest be wanderin’ about like lost ghostly buccaneers in the pitch-black night!The great electricity provider, bless their hearts, be proclaiming from the crow’s nest that it’ll take ‘em a solid 24 to 48 hours to bring back the jolly spark to the masses. Aye, that’s longer than a sea shanty sung by a drunken sailor! Looks like many a pirate’s party will be postponed, as they fumble about in the dark, trippin’ over barrels and their own peg legs!
So, if ye find yerself in the company of a candle or two, raise ‘em high, me hearties! For in the absence of power, we be left to rely on the ancient art of storytelling and the occasional game of dice—unless the dice be rollin’ off the table, too! Arrr, may the winds of fortune blow favorably and bring back the light, else we be livin’ like cave-dwelling sea creatures! Yarrr!