"Arrr! Ten mighty schemes to hoist America’s treasure in 2025, or we be walkin’ the plank, matey!"
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump’s treasure map of gold coins and schoolin’ choice be what kept him on the throne! Here be 10 grandiose schemes fer the new crew to right the ship o’ America and fill yer coffers! Avast, let’s hoist the sails o’ prosperity!
Ahoy, mateys! Here be me wish list fer the incoming Trump crew in the year 2025, to steer the good ship America back to health, treasure, and glory! First off, let’s be slashing them pesky regulations like a scallywag with a cutlass, ‘cause they be drainin’ $2 trillion from our bounty! Aye, let the captain promise to gut ten rules fer every new one, savvy?Next, let’s hoist the sails on them tax cuts, which be sending gold coins a-flyin’ into families’ pockets. When the taxes be lowered, the booty flows, and jobs be plenty! Welfare? It be a hand up, not a handout, so let’s get able-bodied landlubbers back to work, eh?
With over $50 trillion in natural treasures layin’ about, it’s high time we plundered those resources to fill the coffers and create jobs! And healthcare? Let’s make ‘em list their prices so we can bargain like we be at a market for fresh fish!
Now, about them unlearned shipmates—let’s give all lads and lasses fair schoolin’ options. And let’s secure our borders while lettin’ in skilled sailors who can help us thrive!
Lastly, we must clean up our cities that be lookin’ like a pirate’s battlefield and chase away those globalist treaties weighin’ us down. Time for a bold transformation, and only Cap’n Trump can lead the charge! Arrr!