Arrr! Stacey be claimin' Trump’s return ain't no mighty wave or grand treasure, just a wee ripple, matey!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! Stacey Abrams, a landlubber in the race for Georgia’s crown, be sayin’ that Trump’s win be but a wee ripple, not a mighty quake nor a tidal wave! Aye, she calls it naught but a gentle breeze in the stormy seas of politics!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale of Stacey Abrams, a lass who be spoutin’ her thoughts on the grand election o’ President Trump. On the ol’ box o’ MSNBC, she proclaimed that Trump’s victory weren’t no earth-shatterin’ quake, but more like a wee tremor in a divided nation, sayin’, "Aye, he won, but it weren’t no landslide!"She be claimin’ that less than half the scallywags in the land raised their flags fer Trump, pointin’ to his 49.9% of the vote—a treasure map that led to a mighty small chest, to be sure!
Meanwhile, Trump, with a chest full o’ confidence, vowed to steer the ship into a "golden age," while havin' the support of Vice President Kamala Harris, who called him up to offer her congrats like a good first mate. Yet, our dear Abrams argued it be not a full crew that wanted this voyage, with less than half speakin' up for the captain.
She also waxed on about decency in the political seas, callin' fer a grander welcome aboard the Democratic ship. Despite bein' a two-time gubernatorial shipwreck, she sails on, championin’ election reform like a pirate seeks buried treasure, hopin’ to expand the crew of decency among the silent sailors who’ve yet to join the fray!