Arrr! Wisconsin constables be huntin' a scallywag, after wee ones be hittin' Davy Jones' locker! What a jolly mess!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! In the land o’ Wisconsin, the lawmen stumbled upon a grim sight—two young scallywags and a grown sea dog, all gone to Davy Jones! They be huntin’ a rascal who’d been seen with a wee lad who vanished faster than a ship in a storm!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of woe from the land of Wisconsin, where the sea of trouble be brewing! The authorities be huntin' high and low for a scallywag by the name of Virgil G. Thew, a notorious felon with a rap sheet longer than a sea serpent! It seems that two wee lads and a grown matey were found lifeless in a humble abode, sendin' shivers down the spines of the good townsfolk.On a fateful Sunday night, one young lad went missin', last spotted with that nefarious Thew. By the crack of dawn, another poor soul had vanished, only to be discovered later in a dreadful state. Aye, the local lawmen be searchin' the shipshape of West Bridge Street, trying to piece together this grim puzzle.
Thew be wanted by the Probation and Parole crew and is considered armed and dangerous, like a tempest at sea! With a history of a dozen felonies, includin’ possessin’ a firearm, this scoundrel be slippery as an eel! If ye catch sight of him, ye best not confront the rascal; just send the authorities to haul him in. He be a lean 5-foot-10, dressed in dark, and likely lurkin’ in the shadows. Keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties!