"Arrr, as the weed be risin’, the road’s dangers be a blind spot, matey! Watch ye sails and yer senses!"
2025-01-01
Arrr, matey! The landlubber scientists be plottin' to craft fancy breath-catchers to spy on when ye last toked the green! They be also ponderin' how this herb be makin' ye clumsy, whether ye be a regular swab or a rare puffin' pirate! Avast! What a merry venture!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring tidings from the land of science and sorcery! The wise folk in their white coats be concoctin’ a newfangled device, a breathalyzer, but nay fer grog! Nay, this contraption be destined to unveil the secrets of those who be puffin’ the devil’s lettuce, knowin’ how long ago they’ve indulged in the green treasure!It seems these learned scallywags be studyin’ how the smokin’ of that herbal delight be shakin’ the sea legs of both landlubbers and seasoned deckhands alike. Aye, they be wantin’ to learn how a wee puff can turn a sailor’s coordination as wobbly as a ship in a storm! Whether ye be a land-loving occasional user or a steadfast matey with a daily habit, the researchers be on the hunt fer the truth behind the haze!
So, me buccaneers, beware! Soon ye may find yerselves blowin’ into a contraption that tells tales of yer cannabis capers! Mayhaps it’ll be a boon fer the crew or a harbinger of trouble fer the scallywags! Either way, let’s toast to science, the true treasure of our time, as we navigate these choppy waters of herbal shenanigans!