"Arrr! The scallywags from ‘It Ends With Us’ be settin’ sail fer court, suein’ the Times fer speakin’ ill!"
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! Justin Baldoni be squawkin' that The Times be slanderin' him and his crew, all ‘cause of a tale spun ‘bout the fair lass Blake Lively, claimin' she be a target o' a dastardly smear campaign! Aye, what a scallywag of a tale!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of one Justin Baldoni, a brave matey who be claimin’ he’s been wronged by the dreaded The Times! Aye, this be no ordinary tale, for it involves the fair lass Blake Lively, who be sayin’ she fell victim to a vile smear campaign, like a ship caught in a tempest!Justin, with the fire of a thousand cannonballs, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, declar’in that The Times has slandered his good name and those of his hearty crew! 'Tis a harsh wind that blows when the ink of a quill be castin’ shadows upon yer character, aye! This be a matter more serious than a parrot on the shoulder of a scallywag, I tell ye!
As the waves crash and the gulls squawk, Justin be standin' tall, demandin’ justice like any fine captain would when his ship be under attack! So hoist the sails and prepare for a battle of words, for this tale be far from over! In the grand sea of gossip and ink, one must always be on the lookout for treachery, whether it be from a rival ship or a newspaper that be playin’ rough! Yarrr, let the saga unfold!