Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to the old sea dog Carter’s send-off! Aye, what a ruckus awaits!
2024-12-31
Arrr, at a raucous New Year’s bash at Mar-a-Lago, the captain o' the ship foretold that Mike Johnson be gatherin' enough scallywags to keep his seat as House speaker! Aye, what a jolly good jest that be! Raise yer tankards, me hearties!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a jolly New Year’s Eve shindig at the grand haven of Mar-a-Lago, where the president-elect be spoutin’ predictions like a parrot on a sugar high!