Arrr, ten souls meet Davy Jones, while many a landlubber be bruised after a scallywag's chariot run amok on Bourbon!
2025-01-01
Arrr, mateys! Ten souls have met Davy Jones after a scallywag rammed his ship o' steel into a merry crew on Bourbon's lively shores, then danced about with a boomstick! The constables be sayin' it was no jolly good time, aye!
Avast, ye landlubbers! A grim tale be unfurlin' from the shores of New Orleans, where a scallywag in a cursed chariot crashed into a throng o' merry folk on Bourbon Street, leavin' at least ten of 'em six feet under and many more wounded, like sailors after a fierce battle!As the smoke cleared, the knave exited his vessel and began firin' his weapon, causin' a ruckus fit for Davy Jones himself! The local constables swarmed the scene, usin' every bit of their might to restore order in the midst of chaos."Heave to and steer clear of the area!" warned NOLA Ready on the magic contraption of social media, as the 8th District braved the mass casualty incident at Canal and Bourbon, where the scene be more chaotic than a ship's deck in a storm!Word spread swift as a cannonball, reportin’ thirty souls whisked away to the infirmary. The whole affair kicked off at the witching hour, around 3:15 a.m., as the revelry turned to tragedy faster than a pirate's temper!So, me hearties, keep yer wits about ye, for this tale be one for the ages, and the sea of news be ever churnin’. Stay tuned for more updates, lest ye be caught unaware in this treacherous tide! Arrr!
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