Arrr! Whitney Cummings be jabbin' CNN’s crew like a ship’s cannon durin’ the New Year’s revelry, matey!
2025-01-01
Arrr, matey! Whitney Cummings be takin’ a jibe at CNN's wretched ratings while the scallywags Cooper and Cohen be ringin' in the New Year! Aye, it be a grand jest, as their audience be slimmer than a ship’s plank! Har har, what a sight to behold!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the tales of a jolly jester, Whitney Cummings, who took to the high seas of CNN’s New Year’s Eve Live, makin’ merry with her wit and jabs. Aye, she be mocking the channel's pitiful ratings, chortlin’, "I’m now playin’ 3,000-person shows, which be 'bout the viewership of CNN these days!" What a treasure of a jest!