Arrr! Chief Justice Roberts be callin' for sails of judicial freedom, just before the Trump ship sets sail! Avast!
2025-01-01
Arrr, said the Cap’n Justice Roberts, that scallywags from all sides be givin’ a hearty wink to the federal court’s commands! Aye, they be treatin’ the rulings like a weary parrot on a shoulder—squawkin’ but not listenin’! Avast, the whole lot be a merry band of rascals!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the words of Chief Justice John Roberts, the captain o' the court! Just as we be settin' sail fer a new captain in the White House, Roberts be soundin' a clarion call to keep the law afloat and the courts free from the stormy seas o' political meddlin'.In his annual scroll, he did warn, “Aye, not all can be merry in the court of law! Every crew has its winners and losers, and even the mightiest administrations be takin’ their share of defeats!” He lamented that some landlubbers be threatenin' the good ship Judiciary with their talk of disregard for court rulings. “Nay!” he cried, “Such talk must be tossed overboard!”Roberts recalled the wise words of Justice Ginsburg, claimin' an independent judiciary be vital to keepin' the realm secure. He urged all good folk to treasure this legacy. Cautioning against violence and intimidation that plague judges, he declared these acts be poison to our fair Republic. And beware, he warns, fer the winds of disinformation be blowin’ through the sails, complicatin' matters further!So let us hoist the sails of judicial independence high, lest we find ourselves adrift in the treacherous waters of tyranny! Yarrr!