Arrr! Trump be blabberin’ like a parrot, claimin’ the scallywag from New Orleans be an immigrant! What a jest!
2025-01-02
Avast, me hearties! The captain-elect be squawkin' on the magic scrolls 'bout them scallywags lurkin' across the briny deep. But lo and behold, the rogue be a born landlubber and a sailor of the Army! Aye, the sea be full of surprises, eh?
Arrr matey, gather ‘round, for I be havin’ a jolly tale from the landlubbers of politics! The president-elect, that savvy sea dog, took to the treacherous seas of social media, proclaimin’ his fears of scallywags lurkin’ across the border. With a flick of his quill, he warned the world of the ne’er-do-wells who be a-comin’ to plunder our fair shores!But lo and behold! The winds of fortune blew a different way, for when the officials cast their nets, they found the culprit wasn’t an ogre from foreign lands, but a U.S.-born swab himself! Aye, this rascal be an Army veteran, trained in the ways of battle and likely sportin’ a hearty tale or two of his own! What irony, me hearties! The very one he feared was a skin that be part of the land he sought to defend!
So here’s the moral of this raucous yarn: Sometimes, the fiercest foes be not found on distant shores, but within our own crew! And let us raise a tankard to the folly of fear and the twists of fate that keep us all on our toes in this wild sea of life! Yarrr!