Avast! Liz Cheney be one of twenty scallywags to snag the shiny Presidential Medal o' Citizenry! Arrr, what a booty!
2025-01-02
Arrr, two trusty mates o’ Captain Biden be gettin’ their due, alongside them lawmakers who be sailin’ the choppy waters of bipartisanship and them scallywags fightin’ for the liberal booty! A fine crew indeed, worthy of a hearty toast and a raucous shanty!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin ‘bout the gallant crew o’ President Biden! Set yer sails, fer two of his closest mates—aye, those fine advisers—be receivin’ a grand honor. Aye, they be like the wind in the sails, guidin’ the good captain through treacherous waters!But nay be thinkin’ they’re the only scallywags to be celebrated! Nay, mateys! A whole fleet o’ career lawmakers be takin’ the stage as well, those brave souls who’ve crossed the aisle like nimble buccaneers, makin’ alliances in the great sea o’ politics! They be workin’ together like a well-oiled ship, navigatin’ the stormy seas o’ partisanship!
And let's not forget the valiant advocates for liberal causes, those fearless champions fightin’ for the rights o’ the common folk! They be the true treasure seekers, diggin’ up justice like buried gold! So raise yer tankards, me hearties! To the advisers, the lawmakers, and the brave advocates—may their deeds be sung by the bards and remembered through the ages! Aye, let the celebration commence, and may the winds o’ honor fill their sails!