"Arrr! Rumors o' cannonballs in New Orleans, matey! Here be the scuttlebutt on this explosive mischief!"
2025-01-01
Arrr! Twas rumored that dastardly contraptions o’ doom were spotted 'round the pick-up that plowed through the scallywags. Aye, me hearties, 'tis raised the eyebrows of the landlubbers investigatin’, thinkin’ the rogue may’ve had some mateys helpin’ him in his mischief! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of mischief and mayhem brewed in the heart o’ the French Quarter! A scallywag in a rickety pickup truck came crashing into a throng of unsuspecting landlubbers, causin’ quite the ruckus. But wait, what’s this? The scoundrel left behind a treasure trove o’ homemade bomb-like contraptions, scattered like doubloons after a raid!