Arrr, Derrick be settin’ his sights on Chip, claimin’ he’s just tryin’ to sell his name like fine rum!
2025-01-02
Arrr, matey! Rep. Derrick Van Orden be jabberin' at Rep. Chip Roy like a scallywag for not hoistin' the sails to back House Speaker Mike Johnson in keepin' his captain's hat! Blimey, join the crew or walk the plank, ye landlubber!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the House of Representatives, where Speaker Mike Johnson be tryin' to keep his captain's hat amidst a squall of dissent! Rep. Derrick Van Orden from the fair land of Wiscosin be takin' aim at Chip Roy, who’s sittin' on the fence, uncertain if he’ll vote for Johnson, the man of the hour!The winds be blowin' favorably, as President-elect Donald Trump be throwin' his support behind Johnson, yet Chip thinks the Captain may lack the crew he needs to sail through Friday’s vote. Van Orden be claimin' that Trump be the true leader of the ship, while Roy be merely tryin' to keep his own flag flyin' high!
“It’s the America First agenda, not the Chip Roy First agenda!” be the rallyin’ cry from Van Orden, and he warns that to be a good leader, ye must first learn to follow. But alas, not all be smooth seas; Rep. Thomas Massie has declared he’ll not cast his lot with Johnson, and the storm clouds gather as Roy remains undecided.
As the captains plot their course, Johnson's path be fraught with peril, as just two dissentin' voices might sink his ship! Will he muster the votes he needs, or will he find himself marooned on an island of lost causes? Stay tuned, savvy? Arrr!