Arrr! How Trump be makin' prices clear as the ocean for landlubber patients, savvy?
2025-01-02
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be settin' sail to mend the leaky hull o' the American health care galleon! By plunderin' the treasure of price transparency, he can hoist the sails o' fairness for all us scallywags in need o' care! Avast ye, let’s chart a course for health!
Ahoy, me hearties! When the cap’n of the ship, President-elect Trump, sails back into office, he’s got a grand chance to unfurl the sails o’ the American health care system! This be a fine opportunity to shine a light on the dark treasures o’ price transparency for the landlubbers seeking care!While ol’ Biden’s crew be busy makin’ the seas murky with their shenanigans, Trump can bring forth the treasure map o’ health care costs! ‘Tis about time that landlubbers know the price of their treatments before they be walkin’ the plank of debt. With prices clearer than rum in a barrel, patients can shop ‘round like savvy pirates, avoidin’ the scallywags who charge too much!
In his first 100 days, Trump should hoist the sails of reform and enforce his earlier decrees! Alas! The Biden crew has let the hospitals hide their gold by only showin’ estimates, leavin’ folks guessin’ while they be payin’ through the nose! Aye, the time has come for true prices, lest we be drownin’ in a sea of medical bills!
So, let Trump gather the crew and ready the cannons for a health care revolution! With the support of 92% of the crew, he can turn this ship around and set sail towards a fair and bountiful health care system. Yarrr, let the prices be known, and may the treasure flow freely!