The Booty Report

Arrr, me hearty! A cracked egg be like a ship with holes—better tossed than tasted, lest ye be feelin' ill!

2025-01-02

Arrr, matey! Be cracked eggs fit for a scallywag’s feast, or best tossed to the briny deep? Fox News Digital summoned an egg sage to spill the beans on this yolk-riddled riddle. Fear not, ye hungry buccaneers, for wisdom be worth more than doubloons!

Ahoy, mateys! In this treacherous time of high prices for them golden orbs we call eggs, it be a real blow to the heart when ye find a cracked treasure in yer carton. Aye, it be a sad sight, be it from the rough seas of transport or the cold chill of yer icebox. As the USDA be sayin’, the egg production be droppin’ due to the scourge of bird flu, makin’ our beloved breakfast booty even dearer!

But fret not, ye scallywags! If ye happen upon a cracked egg, it ain’t the end o’ the world! If ye be the one to crack it, fear not! Just ensure that the membrane still be intact, for it be guardin’ against nasty bacteria. Crack that egg into a bowl, cover it like a true treasure, and use it within two days—cook it well, or ye be askin’ for trouble with the salmonella beast!

But beware, me hearties! If the membrane be broken, toss it to the compost heap. The calcium be a fine boon for yer soil! And remember, a cracked egg in yer cookin’ pot—like when boilin’—be safe to eat, so don’t be wastin’ precious grub. As the FDA now declares, eggs be good for ye health! So, keep yer eyes peeled, guard yer eggs, and may yer breakfasts be ever bountiful! Arrr!

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