"Arrr, Danny Danon be sayin' the UN's run aground in Gaza! Time fer a fresh treasure map, mateys!"
2025-01-02
Arrr, matey! It be said that UNRWA be hirin' scallywags from Hamas, those knaves who caused a ruckus on the 7th of October in southern Israel! The Israel envoy be shoutin' from the crow’s nest, demandin' the agency walk the plank! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the sorry state o' UNRWA-Gaza. Aye, this scallywag of an agency be failin' the fine folk of Gaza worse than a ship without a captain! Originally set up to teach and help, it’s now a nest o’ terrorists, hand-in-glove with that nefarious crew, Hamas. Instead of spreadin' knowledge and goodwill, they be fillin' young minds with hate and glorifyin' violence like it's some grand pirate code!UNRWA be a ship launched way back in 1949, but instead of hoistin' the sails for peace, it’s anchored in a sea of permanent refugees, keepin' generations trapped in the stormy waters of bitterness. The textbooks they be handin' out celebrate a lass named Dalal Mughrabi, a real villain in disguise, known for sendin' innocent folks to Davy Jones' locker!
But fear not, me mateys! Other brave crews, like the World Food Program, be doin' the hard work without gettin' tangled in the web of terrorism. It’s high time we cut the ropes on UNRWA, and find organizations that truly seek to better the lives of the Gazans! Let’s hoist the flag for peace and sail away from this mutiny of terror!