"Arrr, Biden hoists the flag o' judicial wins, thanks to the hearty Democrats settin' sail for a mighty push!"
2025-01-02
Arrr, on Thursday's tide, the captain of the ship o’ state be givin' a hearty cheer to the Senate scallywags, sayin’ they be helpin’ him hoist 235 federal judges aboard, outdooin’ that scurvy dog Trump’s haul from his first voyage! A real treasure, that be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the landlubber realm of politics! On a fine Thursday morn, the captain of the ship known as the presidency be givin’ a hearty cheer to his crew o’ Senate Democrats. Aye, he be puffin’ up his chest like a proud parrot, shoutin’ about how they’ve helped him hoist the sails and set course for confirm’n a grand total of 235 federal judges! Blimey, that be a treasure trove of judicial mates, indeed!Now, ye see, this be no small feat, for it be surpassin' the likes of Donald J. Trump, who sailed the seas of his first term with a mere handful of judges in his treasure chest. The current captain be grinnin’ like a cat that swallowed the cream, revelin’ in his newfound glory. “Avast!” he likely said, “We be makin’ history, me hearties!”
So, raise yer tankards high and toast to this merry band of Democrats, for they be addin’ more judges to the ship of state than a pirate adds gold to his booty! Aye, may the winds o’ fortune continue to blow favorably for our captain as he navigates these treacherous waters of governance! Yarrr!