"Arrr, mateys! Seems the scallywag in New Orleans be a lone wolf, sailin' the stormy seas of mischief!"
2025-01-02
Arrr, they be sayin’ there be no clear tie ‘twixt the ruckus and the bang at that Trump inn in Vegas, but they warn it be too soon to be certain, savvy? The seas be murky, matey!
Arrr, me hearties, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The chaps in the know be spoutin' tales of a mighty kerfuffle, a ruckus of sorts, that be causin' quite the stir on the high seas of news! They be claimin' that there be no “definitive link,” I say, ‘twixt a raucous attack and a bangin’ explosion over yonder at the Trump hotel in Las Vegas. Aye, it be a curious tale indeed!Now, these wise ones, with their pointy hats and ink-stained fingers, be warnin' us that it be too early to be sure about anythin’. Like a parrot squawkin' on a pirate's shoulder, they be flappin' their gums without a proper map to guide us through the murky waters of speculation. They be sayin' it is a matter for the careful and the clever, not for the likes of us scallywags who just want to drink rum and sing sea shanties!
So, let us not be takin' this tale too seriously, mates! For in the world of swashbucklin’ adventures and cannon fire, one moment ye be celebratin' and the next ye be dancin' with Davy Jones! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer tankards full, for the seas be ever churning with news fit to make a pirate laugh and scratch his beard!