Arrr! Caitlin Clark be spillin' her tale o' woe when injury struck her early in the grand 2024 seas!
2025-01-02
Arrr! On the seas o’ the Kelce lads' podcast, fair Caitlin Clark spun a yarn 'bout the moment she knew she’d set sail into the pros in the 2024 season! Aye, 'twas a glorious day when she donned her armor and faced the storm!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair lass Caitlin Clark, a rookie in the grand seas of the WNBA! This be a tale of her initiation into the raucous realm of pro ball, a moment that sent shivers down her timbers!Whilst she be chattin' on the "New Heights" podcast, she regaled us with her "welcome to the WNBA" moment—a true rite of passage! It all began with a screen that met her ear with the force of a cannonball. Aye, her eardrum popped like a cork from a fine rum bottle, and she knew she was in for a wild ride! "It hurts so bad," she exclaimed, recalling her past tussles while tubing upon the lake's treacherous waters.Though her ear didn’t bleed like a wounded sailor, she couldn’t hear a sea shanty for weeks! With the doctor’s keen eye on her, she was fortunate enough to avoid a dastardly procedure. The fiery clash against the Liberty ended in a 104-68 scallywag's score, but it didn’t stop our heroine from breakin’ records and claimin’ titles like Time's Athlete of the Year. Aye, the lass be a true captain of the court! So raise a tankard to Caitlin Clark, the fierce wench who ain't lettin' a ruptured ear keep her from glory on the high seas of the WNBA!