Arrr! Mayorkas be sayin' no fear shall rule, even after that scallywag attack in New Orleans! Avast, mateys!
2025-01-02
Avast, mateys! Captain Mayorkas be spillin’ the beans on yon dark deed in New Orleans, where scallywags struck with a vengeance! Gather 'round, for the tales of terror and treachery be flowin’ like rum at a pirate’s feast! Yarrr, keep yer cutlasses sharp!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of the Americas! The mighty Secretary of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas, be declarin' that the good ol' U.S. of A. won’t be lettin' an “atmosphere of fear” take hold, even after a scallywag named Shamsud-Din Jabbar wreaked havoc in New Orleans, claimin' 14 souls and sendin' many more to Davy Jones' locker.This Jabbar be a U.S. citizen and an Army vet, who decided to make a mess of New Year’s festivities by plowin' his truck through a jolly crowd. Aye, he be radicalized by foreign ideologies, particularly that pesky ISIS, and even waved their flag while unleashin' chaos! What a treasure of a menace!
Mayorkas, in his infinite wisdom, assured the crew that American democracy be sturdier than a ship in a storm, and that fear ain't gonna sink our ship! He declared that the brave souls in law enforcement be keepin' a watchful eye to thwart any threats, as they be workin' day and night like true buccaneers protectin' their bounty.
So, while Jabbar may have thought he could send us to the depths, we be resolute in our spirits—fear shall not rule! Set sail for democracy, mateys!