Avast ye! Tom Homan be shoutin' that our fair nation be in peril after a New Orleans ruckus and Tesla's boom!
2025-01-02
Arrr, mateys! Tom Homan, the soon-to-be border captain, be hollerin’ that the good ol’ U.S. be in peril after a ruckus in New Orleans and a mighty blast near Trump’s treasure trove in Las Vegas! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper!
Arrr, me hearty! It be a dark and stormy tale from the shores of America, where a certain "border czar" Tom Homan be soundin’ the alarm like a ship’s bell in the night! After a terror attack in New Orleans and a fiery explosion of a Cybertruck at the Trump Hotel, this scallywag warns the nation be in peril! The southern border be as leaky as an old ship, and Homan be shoutin’ that we need to batten down the hatches!“We ain't safe yet!” he bellowed. “Over two million scallywags have sailed into our fair land, and we ain’t got the foggiest notion who they be!” He be lookin’ forward to President-elect Trump takin’ the wheel again to scour the seas for any rogues threatenin’ our shores. Not to mention, the dastardly deeds of one Shamsud-Din Jabbar, who caused mayhem at a New Year’s parade, lettin’ loose a storm of chaos and takin’ many souls with him to Davy Jones’ locker!
Then there be foul play in Las Vegas, where the good ole’ Cybertruck went up in flames, piloted by none other than an active-duty soldier! Homan’s gut be tellin’ him that there be a connection between these two calamities, even if the FBI be sayin’ otherwise. It be a tangled web of military mischief, and he warns we best mind the insider threats lurking in our own ranks!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and keep a weather eye open, mateys! The seas be treacherous, and we must guard our borders like a captain watches his booty!