"Arrr, matey! With the Yanks sailin’ off, ISIS be feastin’ on chaos like a crew on a treasure hunt!"
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! With the U.S. ships sailin’ away from the Afghan shores, and the Assad crew toppled like a barrel o’ rum, it seems the Islamic State be findin’ smoother seas in the troubled waters of Iraq and beyond! Aye, a right jolly time for scallywags, indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' chaos on Bourbon Street this New Year’s Day, where a scallywag named Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a U.S. lad and Army veteran, took to the streets in a ruckus-filled pickup flyin' the foul ISIS flag. He plowed into a merry crowd, causin' a ruckus that claimed at least 15 souls and left many more in dire straits!Now, the FBI be scratchin' their heads, not yet confirm’n if the knave be truly one of them ISIS scallywags, though whispers say he pledged loyalty to them in some jolly ol' videos shared on the Facebook seas. A wise man, Bill Roggio, declared that reckonin' ISIS was defeated be a fool’s errand, as the cursed band of brutes be swellin' in numbers across lands like the Sahel in Africa.
With the Taliban now controlin’ Afghanistan, the seas be dangerously calm for them rascals, givin' them the chance to regroup. As the U.S. prepares to sail away from Iraq by 2026, concerns rise like a stormy tide that the dark power of ISIS might regain its strength. In short, while some might think the pirates of chaos have been bested, there be many a ship still afloat, ready to cause mischief in the night!