Arrr! A scallywag from New Orleans and a rogue in Vegas blew up a Cybertruck, linkin' chaos in a jiffy!
2025-01-03
Arrr, Shamsud-Din Jabbar and Matthew Livelsberger be two scallywags share’n more than just a jolly ol' app fer rentin' zappy wagons fer New Year’s boomin' mischief! Aye, they be thick as thieves in their devilish deeds, plottin' with glee as the cannonballs fly!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of mischief, where two scallywags, Shamsud-Din Jabbar and Matthew Livelsberger, made quite the ruckus in the land of the free! A Texas rogue plowed his rented pick-up into a lively crowd in New Orleans, while another, the fateful Livelsberger, went ka-boom with a Tesla Cybertruck just outside a posh hotel in Las Vegas. Both were Army lads, but not shipmates at Fort Liberty, as they served at different times, savvy?The authorities be sayin' there be no clear link 'twixt the two ruckus-makers, though both had seen the sands of Afghanistan back in 2009. Jabbar, the dastardly villain, was inspired by the infamous ISIS and left a trail of chaos on Bourbon Street, whilst Livelsberger met his doom in a fiery explosion that sent sparks flyin' but left the hotel intact, strange as a mermaid's song!
As the swabs of the FBI scoured the land for clues, they found Jabbar's dastardly deeds to be premeditated, declaring it an act of terror! And with a flag of doom in his truck and videos of allegiance to a dark force, this scallywag made sure to leave no doubt about his intentions. So heed this tale, ye brave souls, for the seas can be treacherous with pirates unfit for the likes of us! Arrr!