Arrr, MSNBC matey admits the border be a right ruckus, not Biden's shiniest hour, yarrr!
2025-01-03
Arrr, me hearties! Steve Rattner, that landlubber analyst of MSNBC, be spillin' the beans that under Captain Biden's watch, the tide of border crossers be risin' higher than a shipwrecked sailor's spirits, 'tis a fine contrast to the calm seas under ol' Captain Trump! Aye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' politics on the high seas of border crossings! Aye, an MSNBC analyst, Steve Rattner, be spillin' the beans that ol' Captain Biden ain't had the best navigatin' skills when it comes to the southern border, aye!In a most peculiar chart on "Morning Joe," Rattner be showin' that border crossings under Biden be near four times the amount compared to the infamous Trump. "Blimey! The numbers were low as a barnacle before, and now they’ve shot up like a cannonball!" he exclaimed, revealin' nearly 300,000 migrants settin' sail each month under Biden’s watch.
As the tale unwinds, Rattner notes that though Biden may have invited more buccaneers to try their luck at these shores, the numbers be settlin’ back down to about a hundred thousand. "Aye, we climbed the mount, but it cost the captain dearly in the election!" he chuckled.
The winds be shiftin’, as Rattner suggests that while fears o' a migrant storm led to a Democratic shipwreck, by the fall of 2024, the sea calmed once more. So, hoist yer flags, mateys, for politics be a treacherous sea indeed! Arrr!