"Three cunning schemes for Trump to conjure a treasure-laden 'golden age' for the good ol' U.S. of A!"
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew be clashin’ with the fine merchants o’ the land. But now that Trump be steppin’ aboard, here be three jolly ways he can hoist the sails o’ fortune and chart a course for a grand 'golden age' o' treasure! Yarrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! As the winds of change blow through the high seas of politics, President-elect Donald Trump be settin' his sights on revivin' the golden age of America, one that be shinier than a treasure chest in the moonlight! After four years of bein' told the economy be swell while our pockets remained as empty as a shipwreck, this be a jolly course correction.The new captain of the ship o’ state be needin' the crew from the private sector to hoist the sails. The franchise fleet, with its mighty 800,000 small businesses and nine million hearty souls, be ready to set sail under Trump’s banner. Even after bein’ battered by the previous administration, the franchise sector be growin' like a barnacle on a ship’s hull, outpacing the broader economy.
But aye, to achieve this lofty goal, the new administration must clarify the joint employer standard and keep the tax cuts flowin' like rum from a pirate’s barrel! The franchisors need the freedom to chart their own courses, free from the heavy anchor of overregulation.
So, let us raise our flags high and prepare to set sail for prosperity, for all hands be needed on deck to ensure this ship sails swiftly towards a golden age! Yarrr!