Arrr! The court's fancy talkin’ be delayed 'til Jan. 10! We be waitin' longer than a ship's anchor!
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! The weather be colder than a mermaid's kiss, and the day of rest be keepin’ us from sendin’ Jimmy Carter to Davy Jones! Them landlubber lawyers be hatchin’ plots to swab the deck with that plea deal too! Avast, what a comical hullabaloo!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I’ve a tale as twisted as a ship’s anchor chain! It be about a certain Judge, a right salty dog, who be usin’ winter’s icy grip and a federal holiday fit fer a captain's send-off to put the brakes on the grand farewell of one Jimmy Carter! Aye, the winds be blowin’ colder than a mermaid’s kiss, and that’s why the sails be furled on this here funeral!But wait, me hearties! The plot thickens like grog on a long voyage! Them government lawyers, sharp as a cutlass and twice as sneaky, be thinkin’ of givin’ it another whirl to overturn a plea deal faster than a parrot on a cracker! Aye, they be schemin’ like a crew planning a mutiny, lookin’ fer any chance to make waves in this calm sea o’ legal matters!
So, there ya have it, a fine mix o’ winter’s chill and holiday revelry stalling a farewell for the ages! In the world of judges and lawyers, it seems even the best-laid plans be subject to the capricious nature of fate, like a ship tossed at sea! Now hoist the sails and let’s toast to Jimmy, fer every good pirate deserves a proper send-off, even if it be delayed by a blizzard and a holiday feast!