"Arrr! Fresh moving pictures show the blast o' the Trump Hotel Cybertruck in Las Vegas, matey! What a spectacle!"
2025-01-03
Arrr, mateys! Thar be two fresh moving pictures spillin' the beans 'bout last Wednesday's Cybertruck blast outside the Trump International Tavern in Las Vegas, where a brave landlubber of the Army met his salty end! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale of a ruckus most peculiar at the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas! Just the other mornin’, a soldier named Matthew Livelsberger, aged 37, decided to take his Cybertruck on a jaunt, but it ended in a bang—literally! First, he shot himself in the noggin, and then, lo and behold, that electric beast of a vehicle went kaboom, shootin’ flames and fireworks into the sky like it was the Fourth of July!Two videos be tellin’ this wild yarn. One shows Livelsberger lettin’ his Cybertruck roll out from the valet, while the other captures the explosion that sent bits and pieces flyin’ near the hotel doors. Aye, he filled that contraption with gasoline, camp fuel, and firework mortars! Talk about overkill!
The brave souls in the hotel saw it all go down, alarms blarin’ and lights flashin’ like a pirate’s party gone awry. Though he was the only fatality, some bystanders got a wee bit singed. Now, the authorities be scratchin’ their heads, lookin’ fer motives and terror ties, but so far, it seems ol’ Livelsberger just fancied a dramatic exit, leavin’ behind firearms, a passport, and a smartwatch. A strange tale indeed, me hearties!