Arrr, mateys! Gather yer crew, fer kin and mates be wardin' off heart woes and sugar troubles, say the wise!
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags from Cambridge be claimin’ that chattin’ with yer crew—ye mates and kin—might just keep yer heart tickin’ and fend off the wretched ailments! So gather ye round, or ye be walkin’ the plank of poor health! Yarrr!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to this jolly tale spun from the realms of scientific discovery! New research from the fine folk at Cambridge and beyond be shoutin’ that a hearty camaraderie with yer mates and kin be protectin’ ye from wicked foes like heart attacks and strokes! Aye, it seems that chattin’ with yer crew boosts the immune system and keeps the scurvy diseases at bay!With a bounty of over 42,000 hearties analyzed, the learned men found that social ties be essential for keepin’ the ol’ ticker in fine form. Professor Barbara Sahakian said loneliness be a greater threat than a cannonball to the hull! The World Health Organization be ringin’ the bells about loneliness bein’ a global plague, so we best be findin’ ways to keep our shipmates close!
The researchers, like brave sailors searchin’ for treasure, delved into the proteins in our blood, discoverin' that 175 of 'em be linked to social isolation. Hark! One protein, ADM, even be tied to stress and moods, suggestin’ that loneliness be weighin’ down the heart like a chest full of gold! So, hoist the anchor and set sail towards friendship, fer it be the true treasure for a long and hearty life upon the high seas!