The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! New Orleans be spillin' the beans on the poor souls lost in the fray, savvy?"

2025-01-03

Arrr, matey! When the scallywag plundered through the French Quarter in his wheeled contraption, it be a right sad tale for those that met Davy Jones! Yet, 'twas a merry bunch of souls from all walks stormin’ the bayou—proof that New Orleans be a lively treasure for every rogue!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' tragedy and merriment in the bustling French Quarter! Aye, there be word that a scallywag, in his rascally pickup, did plow through the revelries, claimin' souls and sendin' the good folks a-flyin’ like cannonballs!

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