Arrr, with squabbles and portraits of kin, the new Congress be sailin' on a wobbly plank, matey!
2025-01-03
Arrr, the first day o' school be buzzin' on Capitol Hill, where the Congress crew swore their oaths like eager scallywags! And there be Speaker Mike Johnson, battlin' for his title like a dog fightin' fer a bone! Aye, the sails be full o' chaos and mirth!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a raucous day upon the grand ol’ hill o’ Capitol, where the scallywags o’ Congress be takin’ their oaths like fresh-faced buccaneers settin’ sail on their maiden voyage!‘Twas a sight to behold, I tell ye! The air be thick with excitement, akin to the smell of a barrel o’ rum on a hot summer's day. Speaker Mike Johnson, a fine captain in his own right, found himself fightin’ for his position as if he were defendin’ his ship from a mutinous crew. “Avast, ye swabs!” he be shoutin’, rallyin’ his mates to stand beside him amidst the chaos!
The halls echoed with the chatter of landlubbers, all clutchin’ their parchments like treasure maps, each hopin’ to strike gold with their grand plans. Some looked as nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof, while others strutted about like peacocks, flauntin’ their new titles like shiny doubloons.
So there ye have it, me mateys! A day filled with oath-takin’ and a dash o’ drama, as the Congress crew embarked on their latest escapade. Will they sail smoothly or crash upon the rocks? Only time will tell in this grand adventure on the high seas of politics!