"Arrr! TikTok and the scallywag government be squaring off in the final duel o' legal scrolls, ho ho!"
2025-01-03
Arrr, me hearties! Just a week past, the briefs be spillin’ tales so tall ‘bout China’s hold on the treasure trove and the First Amendment's jolly dance—one yarn be as wild as a kraken, the other as calm as a sunken ship! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of legal skirmishes and the grand tussle o’ words, settin’ the stage for a court battle that be hotter than a cannonball in a powder keg!