Arrr, Jeffries be sayin' no scallywags among Dems, forgettin' their 'illegitimate' squawkin' when Trump sailed in!
2025-01-03
Arrr, mateys! House Leader Hakeem Jeffries, a fine lad from New York, once squawked that the 2016 election be a treacherous hoax! But now he be claimin’ there be no scallywags denyin’ the vote in his crew! A merry jest, I say! Avast and hoot!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the heart of the political seas! Our Democratic Leader, Cap'n Hakeem Jeffries of New York, be spoutin' that there be "no election deniers" in his crew, despite his own past claims that the 2016 election be a right sham! Aye, after Speaker Mike Johnson hoisted his flag again as the top sailor in the House, Jeffries strutted like a proud parrot, claimin' his side be as true as the North Star.But hark! Just a few moons past, he be cryin' out that President Trump's victory was as legit as a three-legged parrot! "The more we learn, the more it stinks of illegitimacy!" he squawked in 2018. And if that weren’t enough to set the seas ablaze, he even jabbed at Trump in 2020, sayin' history would never accept him as a true captain of the ship! Meanwhile, ol' Hillary Clinton and other scallywags shared similar sentiments, callin' Trump a swindler of an election.
So, while Jeffries be claimin' no election deniers sail with him, his own words be catchin' the wind! As the tides of politics churn, it seems the crew be divided on what be true and what be mere ghost stories of the past!