"Arrr, 'tis but a scurvy crew wishin' to see Captain Trump shackled 'fore he sets sail on inauguration day!"
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! It be plain as the nose on a scallywag's face! No crew be clamorin' fer Captain Trump to walk the plank 'fore he claims the throne! Nay, 'tis just them pesky New York landlubbers with their sour grapes, tryna sink his ship! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of courtrooms and schemes! Judge Juan Merchan be settin' the stage to see President-elect Trump sail in as a bonafide convicted scallywag. He’s dashed Trump’s hopes o' doin' a post-trial jig, and come January 10, he’s lookin’ to hand down a sentence that be lighter than a feather – no prison, no probation, just a conditional discharge!But alas, me thinks Trump won’t be takin' the bait – he’ll be hoistin' the Jolly Roger and seekin' to appeal quicker than a ship in a storm! The judge, an apparent matey o' the Democrats, be lookin' to brand Trump before he takes the helm as captain of the ship called America. The district attorney, Alvin Bragg, seems to be playin’ his own game, suggestin’ a freeze on the case until Trump’s term be over, lest he sail into office unscathed.
Yet Merchan, in his judge's garb, be keen to sentence before the inauguration, claimin’ it be a matter of public interest – though I reckon ‘tis more about his own dark motives! With Trump’s legal crew ready to fight, it be a tempestuous tale of law, politics, and the will of the people, as the winds of fortune blow ever so unpredictably! Arrr!