Avast! The scallywag who blew up the Cybertruck be a ‘No Labels’ matey, with no grudge ‘gainst the Trumpster!
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! Fresh tidings from the high seas! A landlubber soldier, nothin' but a scallywag, went and blasted a Cybertruck to smithereens right 'fore Trump’s glitterin’ Las Vegas palace, all ‘cause his political colors be foiled! A right jolly ruckus indeed!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale as strange as the depths of Davy Jones' locker! A brave, yet troubled soul by the name of Matthew Livelsberger, a master sergeant of the U.S. Army, took his final voyage on New Year's Day, blowin' up a Tesla Cybertruck right in front of the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas, no less. Aye, but fear not, for it be revealed that this scallywag bore no ill will towards the President-elect, Donald Trump!At a press conference, Sheriff McMahill, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, shared that Livelsberger was tormented by the dreadful PTSD, and was keepin' a journal of his darkened thoughts. Despite bein' registered as a "No Labels" voter—akin to a pirate who sails alone—his disdain for the captain of the ship was nowhere to be found.
This here tale takes a twist as we learn he was a decorated soldier, servin' with the 10th Special Forces Group, and was on leave from his duties in Germany. Alas, 'twas a tragic end for a seasoned sailor fightin' inner demons, with his final act echoing through the night like a cannon's roar. So raise a tankard, me mateys, for those who battle the storms within, for their tales be worthy of our remembrance!