Arrr, Dr. Marc Siegel be wise to tell the crew: rum be a treacherous foe for yer liver!
2025-01-03
Ahoy mateys! The Surgeon General be spillin' the beans on the grog 'n' its nefarious links to them pesky cancers, targetin' yer belly and yer bosom! So, ye best be raisin' yer tankards with caution, lest ye find yerselves in Davy Jones' locker, riddled with ailments! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' the tale of Dr. Vivek Murthy, a fine surgeon general who’s sailed the seas of health twice, servin’ two captains of state. Aye, I’ve had the great honor to parley with him on matters most crucial, learnin’ the ways of anxious landlubbers, from teens to their worried parents, and the scourge o’ loneliness that plagues our ports.Just this week, our noble doc released a dire warning about the perils of drinkin’, claimin’ that alcohol be linked to cancer, especially in the belly and the bosom! Aye, in ages past, some scallywags thought a dram of rum was good fer ye, but Murthy be settin’ the record straight—that grog be the third most cunning cause of cancer, right behind tobacco and obesity! Aye, it claimeth 100,000 souls each year.
Now, he be suggestin’ we cut back on the rum, fer it turns our bodies into havens of distress, raisin’ estrogen and creatin’ havoc with our DNA. Murthy be callin’ on all sea dogs and landlubbers alike to spread the word and rethink their drinkin’ habits. So, let’s heed his advice, or we might find ourselves in Davy Jones' locker, trapped by our own vices! Yarrr!