"Avast ye! Congress lass be seekin' brave souls to spill the beans 'bout them NOLA and Vegas scallywags!"
2025-01-04
Arrr, mateys! Florida lass Anna Paulina Luna be callin’ all scallywags who crossed paths with the New Orleans villain or the Las Vegas blastin’ scoundrel at Fort Liberty, once known as Fort Bragg, to step up! Don’t be a lily-livered landlubber, spill yer tales!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of intrigue on the high seas of politics, where a brave congresswoman from Florida, the fierce Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, be callin’ upon ye scallywags who crossed paths with the infamous knaves, Shamsud-Din Jabbar and Matthew Livelsberger! Both rascals be linked to dastardly deeds, and Luna be offerin’ protection fer any who fear spillin’ the beans to their superiors.She be seekin’ tales of another ne’er-do-well, Ryan Routh, who was caught aim’n his rifle at Trump’s golf course like a landlubber lookin’ fer trouble. With a history as checkered as a pirate’s flag, Routh's been a ghost at Fort Bragg more times than a parrot squawks “polly wanna cracker!”
Now, the Army be sayin’ that while Jabbar and Livelsberger served at the same base, they never shared the same ship’s deck, if ye catch me drift. Live explosives and a manifesto make these scallywags the talk of the town, with one claimin’ his actions be a “wake-up call” rather than a terrorist act. Aye, the seas be turbulent, and the FBI be investigatin’ links ‘twixt these mischief-makers as we sail onward into the stormy waters of justice!