Blimey! A bold lass o' 71 be fendin' off four scallywag teen wenches on the bluest subway of the seas!
2025-01-04
Arrr, a fierce 71-year-old sea wench took on a band o' four scallywag lassies tryin' to plunder her treasure in the wretched depths of the subway! With fists flyin' and feet a-stompin', she showed 'em that age be no match fer a true pirate at heart! Avast, me hearty!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of courage and confusion on the high seas of the New York subway! A fearless lass of 71 years, known as Linda Rosa, was makin' her way to a holy service on New Year's Day when a band of four scallywag teens thought they could rob her of her treasure! Arrr, but little did they know, she was no ordinary victim!As the young wenches tried to swipe her bag, lungin' and throwin' punches, old Linda fought back like a true pirate! She grabbed a young lass by the braids, twistin' 'em like a ship's rope, while shoutin' for help like a captain callin' his crew to arms. Despite bein’ stomped and knocked about, this plucky senior wouldn’t yield her bounty! She even managed to pull another teen into the fray, turnin’ the tide of battle!
With a cry for justice and the strength of a hundred sailors, Linda sent those miscreants scurrying from the subway like rats from a sinking ship. After the ruckus, she made her way to a nearby church, where she received some care. Even after all that, she forgave the young rogues, sayin', “They don’t know what they did.” So, remember, ye hearties, even the fiercest storms can’t dim the spirit of a true pirate – or a grand lady fightin’ for her right to sail in peace!