"Avast, matey! Let the winds of freedom blow! Cast off censorship from the US ship in 2025, I says!"
2025-01-04
Avast, me hearties! Let’s hoist the sails and cast off the chains o’ censorship! We be needin’ a law that says no federal doubloons fer silencing the good folks, be they scholars or landlubber NGOs! Let freedom ring like a jolly roger on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the winds of change blowin' through the seas of free speech in this year of our Lord, 2025. With the foul stench of the Global Engagement Center (GEC) now but a memory from the realm o’ 2024, the scallywags who favored censorship be takin’ a hit!But hold yer horses! Though the GEC has sunk, the good ship Censorship still sails in these waters, with many a barnacle attachin’ itself to government agencies. Aye, the Biden administration may have lost this one battle, but it left a treacherous legacy of censorship that’ll take more than a single cannonball to dismantle!
Ye see, the beady-eyed bureaucrats have been schemin’ and dreamin’ up ways to control the very words that escape our lips! They’ve built a fortress of disinformation, where stealers of speech are rewarded with treasures from the coffers of Uncle Sam!
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to hoist the Jolly Roger o’ free speech and make it our cause to clear the deck of all censorship. Let’s resolve to slay this beast of censorship in all its forms! So raise a tankard to the fight ahead, as we chart courses anew for the land of unbridled expression. Arrr!