Arrr! As the Democrats stumble like scallywags, two fine captains rise to duel for the helm! Avast!
2025-01-05
Arrr, the scallywags be battlin' fer the helm o' the Democratic ship, with Ken Martin and Ben Wikler as the likely lads. But lo! Their squabblin' be more like a rum-fueled brawl than a proper reckonin' o' their 2024 plunderin' losses!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be spin’ ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of the Democratic National Committee! The race be hot, with two landlubbers, Ken Martin and Ben Wikler, battlin’ like krakens over the helm. But lo and behold, instead of a mighty reckoning o' their past 2024 misadventures, the party be bickerin’ like a crew of rum-soaked buccaneers!