Arrr, Trump be callin’ the U.S. a shipwreck, but the treasure maps say otherwise, matey!
2025-01-05
Arrr, President Biden be handin' over the ship to his matey with a hull that be shipshape, even if the crew be doubtin' it! Aye, the treasure's gleamin', but the scallywags still scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if the captain knows the course!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand ol’ President Biden, who be handin’ over the ship o’ state to his next captain. Aye, by the looks o’ the charts, this here nation be sailin’ smooth 'n fine on many a measure, though the landlubbers be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ what be the fuss.