"On this Day of Love, Trump turned the ruckus of Jan. 6 into a jolly jest, arrr!"
2025-01-05
Arrr, the captain-elect and his scallywags be spendin’ four long years spinnin’ a yarn ’bout the Capitol ruckus! They be castin’ wild tales o’ conspiracies and claimin’ martyrdom, all to hoist their flags o’ power! A right jolly tale for the gullible, I say!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ treachery and tomfoolery that be unfoldin’ in the land of the free, where a scallywag be settin’ sail fer power like a ship with a merry crew! Our soon-to-be captain, known as the president-elect, along with his band o’ ruffians, has spent four long years spinnin’ yarns thicker than an octopus’ ink, reinventin’ the notorious Capitol attack into a grand spectacle of martyrdom, aye!With a wink o’ the eye and a twist o’ the tongue, they be spreadin’ wild conspiracy tales like a parrot squawkin’ nonsense. They be takin’ a ruckus that shook the very timbers of the Capitol and turnin’ it into a saga fit for the high seas, where the scoundrels be painted as brave souls fightin’ against the tempest of tyranny! Aye, they be clever, those crafty sea dogs, twistin’ the truth to hoist their own flags o’ political gain!
So, raise yer tankards, me mateys, to the art o’ deception and the merry dance o’ politics, where every rogue seeks to plunder the treasure of power, even if it means battin’ the lash upon the truth and sellin’ a tale more fishy than a barrel of rotten herring!