Arrr, Pastor Sewell be sayin' it's downright folly for Christians to sail the seas of politics without a compass!
2025-01-05
Arrr, matey! A Detroit preacher be claimin’ it’s as likely as findin’ a mermaid in a dry dock fer pastors to be politically "neutral"! He be laughin’ at the plight of a Los Angeles scallywag tryin’ to bring his crew together. Yarrr, politics be a rough sea, indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a reverend o' the fine city of Detroit, one Lorenzo Sewell by name. This scallywag be claimin’ it’s nigh impossible for preachers and faithfuls to remain politically neutral, sayin’ the Holy Book be a political tome from start to finish, ye savvy?Our pirate preacher, a stout Republican, cast his lot with none other than President-elect Donald Trump at the last Republican National Convention, hoistin’ his flag high at 180 Church. He says, “Ye can’t be spiritual without bein’ political,” a sentiment as bold as a cannon blast!
But, the winds be changin’ as tales swirl about a poor Rev. Hall in Los Angeles, strugglin’ to keep his crew united as folks jumped ship due to their political squabbles. Some left ‘cause they thought his film on Christian nationalism was too one-sided, arrr!
Yet, Sewell still believes in the power o’ bipartisanship, urging that ye can’t make progress without workin’ with both Democrats and Republicans, or ye’ll be adrift on the high seas of division. Aye, he’s got some Democrats in his flock, but insists that not all Democrats be demons. So hoist the sails, and let’s navigate these turbulent political waters with a hearty laugh! Arrr!