Arrr! Feds spill the beans on how a scallywag plotted mischief in New Orleans; 'twas a right spooky tale!
2025-01-05
Arrr, matey! On the sabbath, the scallywags o' the FBI spilled the beans 'bout Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old knave who pulled a dastardly deed on New Year's in New Orleans! Blimey, what a ruckus! That buccaneer's got more moves than a drunken sea turtle!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale most grim from the realm of modern marauders! 'Twas the fateful day when the scallywag Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old knave, did unleash a treacherous assault upon the revelers of New Orleans, claimin' the lives of 14 fine souls on that cursed New Year’s Eve!This ruffian be not just a landlubber sittin’ idle; nay, he sailed from Cairo, Egypt, to Ontario, Canada, like a true buccaneer plunderin’ distant shores, 'twixt June 22 and July 3 of this year. Aye, and he made the perilous voyage to the lively Bourbon Street not once, but twice in the autumn months, caught on his fancy Meta smart glasses, as if to chart a course fer chaos!
The clever lads of the FBI be investigatin’ if this scoundrel had mates or accomplices, perhaps even in faraway lands, for they cannot dismiss the notion that he had some dark assistance outside our fair shores. So, keep a weather eye open, fer this tale be still unwinding, and updates be on the horizon!