"Arrr, Joe Concha be sayin' Biden's turnin' medals into trinkets fit fer a landlubber's tea party! Haaarrr!"
2025-01-05
Arrr, matey! Media swashbuckler Joe Concha be squawkin’ that Captain Biden's givin' Medals of Freedom to scallywags Soros and Clinton be turnin' those fine honors into a jolly jest! Aye, it be a right merry folly on the high seas of politics!
Arrr matey, if President Biden be aim'n to vex the goodly folk of America as he sails off into the sunset, he be doin’ a fine job, I tell ye! Aye, just look at the madness! He be awardin' the Presidential Medal of Freedom to none other than election doubter Hillary Clinton and that scallywag George Soros, whose treasure troves of gold have wreaked more havoc than a stormy sea on the good ol’ U.S. of A!In a grand display of “everybody gets a medal,” Biden be handin’ out honors like a jolly sea captain tossin’ doubloons to the crew! Yet, it gets murkier, me hearties—he pardons his own son, Hunter, as if he were a wayward cabin boy caught stealin’ biscuits! And don’t forget the infamous Liz Cheney and her crew, rewarded for their shenanigans on the Jan. 6 Committee—all while Soros’s influence turns cities into chaotic wastelands!
And what of the valiant Daniel Penny? That brave marine who saved subway passengers from a pirate's wrath? He be ignored like a lost treasure map! Even the great Lionel Messi be givin’ the ceremony a pass, steerin’ clear of Biden’s shipwreck of a farewell. Aye, this be why the Presidential Medal of Freedom now holds as much value as a piece of eight. Avast, the end be nigh for this captain’s reign!