"Young scallywags be snagged in a TikTok trap, tryin' to catch a sly sea serpent! Arrr, what folly!"
2025-01-05
Arrr! Five scallywags from Assumption U be accused o' trickin' a landlubber to their shipyard, only fer him to be chased by a crew o’ 25 ruffians! A ruckus fit fer a tall tale, it be! Avast, what mischief these young buccaneers brew!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale from the landlubber shores o' Assumption University in the wilds of Worcester, Mass. Five scallywags, students they be, concocted a devious plot to lure a poor soul to their campus—a veritable siren’s call, I tell ye!