Arrr! Legal storms be brewin’ as the orange captain sails in—New York's gavel be awaitin’ to strike!
2025-01-05
Arrr, matey! Donald Trump be sailin' the stormy seas o' conviction without a penalty! Aye, he could be the first scallywag felon to hoist the Jolly Roger as president! Meanwhile, the legal kraken still be huntin' him in civil waters! Aye, what a grand jest, savvy?
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of a scallywag named Donald Trump, a landlubber who be dancin' on the edge of the law like a fish outta water! Aye, this rogue may not be walkin' the plank for his hush-money shenanigans, but mark me words, he could very well be the first felon to sail the high seas of the presidency! Arrr!Now, ye might be wonderin’, how can a swab like him hold the grand title? Well, it seems the winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for ol’ Donald, as the gavel may not strike true upon him just yet. But hold yer horses, for the legal tempest be far from over! Civil proceedings be lurkin' like a kraken in the deep, ready to drag the fine captain back into the depths of trouble!