Arrr, the ancient lass be a 117-year-old sister, kickin' it with soccer like a true sea dog!
2025-01-05
Arrr! LongeviQuest be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that Sister Inah Canabarro, a wise old wench from Brazil, be the oldest soul on the seven seas at a grand 117 years! Aye, mayhaps she’s been hidin’ her secret rum recipe all these years!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of a remarkable lass named Sister Inah Canabarro, a soccer-lovin’ nun from Brazil who be claimin’ the title of the oldest living soul at nearly 117 years old! Aye, this fine lady attributes her long life to her steadfast faith in the Good Lord above, and who can argue with that, eh?Declared the world's grandest elder by the fine folk at LongeviQuest, Sister Inah took up her crown after the previous title-holder, a lass from Japan, sailed off to the great beyond at 116. Now, this wheel-bound wonder be enjoyin’ visits from her nephew, who sends her voice messages to keep her spirits high, bless his heart! The other sisters say she lights up like a treasure chest when she hears his dulcet tones!
Born on June 8, 1908, in the land of Brazil, Sister Inah spent her youth servin' the Lord and followin’ her beloved soccer team, Inter, which celebrates her every birthday like a true captain of the crew! With her room decked out in the team’s colors, she declares, “Inter be the team of the people!” Indeed, this sister be a true legend on and off the pitch! So raise a mug of grog to Sister Inah, the oldest and wisest among us! Arrr!