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"Arrr! Johnny's lass be left shiverin' in her boots after watchin' her old man's jolly '90s treasure tale!"

2025-01-05

Arrr, matey! Lily-Rose Depp be spillin' the beans 'bout a frightful childhood tale! She be shiverin' in her boots after settin' her peepers on a cursed flick from the '90s, where her old sea dog father, Johnny Depp, be the star! Aye, the seas be rough for the lass!

Arrr, gather ye 'round, me hearties, for I be tellin' ye the tale of the fair Lily-Rose Depp, daughter of the infamous Johnny Depp! This lass, now 25, be feelin' mighty trepidation 'bout a certain flick from the '90s—"Edward Scissorhands," a tale that left her quakin' in her boots!

Now, Edward, played by her own father, be a poor soul with blades for hands, tryin' to fit in with the landlubbers of suburbia, but alas, the cruel world be treatin' him like a scallywag! Our fair Lily-Rose confessed to bein' traumatized not by his frightful looks but by the mean-spirited folk who upset her tender heart. “It be a difficult childhood memory,” she lamented, comparin' her empathy for Edward to her role in the new fright-filled flick, “Nosferatu.”

In this spine-chillin' caper, she plays Ellen Hutter, connected to the very vampire himself! With her old man’s love for the supernatural, they find comfort in dark culture, though Lily-Rose be keen on guardin' her privacy like a treasure chest from maraudin' eyes. She be knowin’ that true talent be what sails the ship, not just kinship. So, hoist the sails, me hearties, and let us toast to this lass as she navigates the stormy seas of fame!

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