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Arrr, mateys! The NHL be banishing the Pride jerseys from the rink for bein' too distractin' from the game. Shiver me timbers!

2023-06-24

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The NHL be banishing the Pride jerseys from the ice come next season. The likes of Commissioner Bettman be sayin' that the colorful garb be stealin' the focus from the game at hand. Arrr, me hearties, what be next? No more eye patches and parrots on the shoulder?

Ahoy me hearties! The NHL be makin' some scallywag moves - they be banning players from wearin' Pride jerseys on the ice from next season! Can ye believe it? The NHL executive, Gary Bettman, said that the jerseys be takin' focus away from the game and becomin' a "distraction". Shiver me timbers!

Now, ye may be wonderin' what the heck be wrong with supportin' the LGBTQ+ community? Well, according to Bettman, the jerseys be takin' attention away from the main event - the game itself. But let me tell ye, these jerseys be more than just a fashion statement! They be a symbol of inclusivity and acceptance on the ice, and they be helpin' to raise awareness for important issues.

Now, I don't know about ye, but I think the NHL be makin' a mistake here. Why not let the players show their support and help spread the message of love and acceptance? It be a shame to see such a positive movement bein' shut down like this.

But fear not, me hearties! The fight for equality and acceptance be far from over. We'll keep flyin' the Pride flag high, whether it be on the ice or elsewhere. And who knows, maybe one day the NHL will see the error of their ways and allow players to wear their Pride jerseys once again. Until then, stay strong and keep fightin' the good fight!

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